普普小語

受傷紀念文–續集

這幾天拿起藥袋的時候才猛然發現上面的醫院收據有玄機,林林總總列了
                                                                               
一堆收費明細,加起來竟然2000千左右,其中一項是診察費-1600,哇靠!!
                                                                               
如果不是大白天,我可能會以為是去酒店消費  媽媽桑開給我的發票吧,
                                                                               
其實這家高雄的重仁骨科離我家算頗遠,較近的應該是博正醫院,走路5mins

可到兩家似乎都是有名的高雄骨科,但是之前 博正 給我的感覺非常差,之前

普雷媽
                                                                               
走路走到手骨折(不要懷疑,真的是走路走到一半,手撐到地就斷了),我陪她
                                                                               
住院兩天,整個開刀過程跟護士的後續照顧都很不專業,我媽那天才給我看她
                                                                               
的手,說是接到歪歪的;所以這次打死我也寧可去遠點的地方看,但是竟然
                                                                               
好像又遇到土匪的感覺,明明就是照個簡單的胸前X光,然後問幾句話,也沒
                                                                               
掀開我的上衣看看厚實的胸膛 (羞 ///),好歹我也是時速80公里,重重摔落地
                                                                               
就算我脂肪層頗厚,應該也是摔得不輕,是有沒有那麼草率,個人覺得
                                                                               
細心點的醫生,應該要再安排照個側邊的X光吧,而且其實我頭也有撞到,

醫生也未建議作個啥檢查的,有啦,他只問我說 100 – 7 = ??
                                                                               
當下還真的嚇到,還好有回答對,結果醫生不死心,再繼續問 93 – 7 = ??
                                                                               
雖然不是教數學的,但好歹也曾經想過教數學,所以怎可以輕易丟臉呢
                                                                               
幸好 普雷媽 再旁邊打pass,用唇語講出答案,呼~~~
                                                                               
anyway,結論就是本來覺得健保漲價是合理的,但看看這些醫院的行為
                                                                               
我想1600的診療費應該是有灌水嫌疑吧,整個過程是有值 1600 嗎
                                                                               
起碼也要出個有指考難度的數學題目問我,或者在 X光片上 親筆簽名
                                                                               
然後讓我帶走,這樣的收費才有可能吧
                                                                               
## p.s. 我不是掛急診唷
                                                                               
後來護士要幫我擦藥,我身上總共有三處傷口,最輕微的的下巴,再來是

左腳,右腳結果因為看到護士太正,所以在她擦完我下巴傷口  問我還有
                                                                               
那裡需要服務時,我只嬌羞地跟她說: 沒有了,謝謝妳
                                                                               
等意識過來我的膝蓋其實還在噴血時,她已經轉身走了   T__T